Our regulators who art in Brussels,
Furloughed be thy friends,
Thy directives come,
Thy reports be done,
For Dodd-Frank as they are for EMIR.
Give us this day our draft technical standards,
And allow us our indices,
As we forgive those that sell market data to us.
And lead us not into non-compliance,
But deliver us from ESMA.
For thine is the Commission, the Parliament and the Council,
For transparency and consumer protection for all.